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OL2 Gnarl's Musing

Gnarl musing.

Gnarl, the Overlord's trusted advisor, is often deep in thought, about evil and how a good bad Overlord should best control his subjects. The tips relate to Overlord II.

Note: These are actual quotations from Overlord II while loading.

Philosophical moments Edit

  • "Power corrupts. Absolute power... is a whole lot of fun."
  • "The evil that men do is nothing compared to the evil that we do."
  • "It's good to be bad, but it's better to be evil."
  • "Take it easy... but do take it!"
  • "A good leader inspires by example. But if that fails, brutal violence will do just as well."

Minions Edit

  • "Never get between Gnarl and his deep fried baby seal nuggets."
  • "Browns, Reds and Greens cannot swim. They are, however, remarkably good at drowning."
  • "Don't ask Quaver to sing you a lullaby."

Creatures Edit

  • "Seals can see into your soul. They must be wiped out!"
  • "Unicorns! Over-rated pit-ponies!"
  • "Never take a succubus home to meet your mother."
  • "There's nothing noble about a dragon. It's 10 tons of flaming muscle powered by a brain the size of a gooseberry."
  • "Do not play cards with a rock giant. They never go to the game without an ace or two up their crevices."

Cooking & Eating Edit

  • "Eating the eyeballs of a dryad will make you spleen explode."
  • "Never eat weevils on a Tuesday."
  • "If you must eat a phoenix, don't roast it, it only encourages them. Instead boil in water or hot oil."
  • "Do not use a salamander for cooking purposes. They will nearly always burn things."

See also Edit

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